if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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