WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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