oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Randomize
