Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Life is so much better after having sex.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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