i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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