she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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