So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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