Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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