even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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