He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Randomize
