I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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