Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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