So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
