erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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