What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
