Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
