Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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