Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
