So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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