Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Pappa wants mamma naked
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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