Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he shaved USA in his pubs
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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