you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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