your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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