Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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