I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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