i permit you to call me
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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