Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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