i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
