so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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