xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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