I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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