Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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