I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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