found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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