4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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