just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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