I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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