It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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