i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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