Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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