kristin has been a bad kristin
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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