Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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