Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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