I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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