So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize