dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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