I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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