so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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