Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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