I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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