dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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