drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Randomize
