Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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