i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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