i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
3 2 1 whiskey
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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