its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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