Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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