Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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