so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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