I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
No subtext here. People are naked.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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